this school is ASS. the school is full of country ass man whores who will do anything to get their 2 inch cocks in anyone. most of them vape in the nasty ass bathrooms which are INFESTED with roaches and rats. two people had sex in the new bathrooms, this school has multiple bomb threats every month and fights every week (mostly ghetto white girls) aka my cousin but i digress. this school is known for their ass football team but their MARCHING BAND???? even though they never get anything, they still good. this one teacher (name who will not be said) is ass. these ugly ass freshman comin from LBC are so musty
person 1: i love midland valley high school so much
person 2: no tf u don’t.
person 1: yes i do!
person 2: manwhore

person 3: i go to nahs its sm better
by theactualbootysniffer696969 December 21, 2022
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a school located in the smelly town of fremont, nebraska. known for ripping students off with subpar dining food & expensive ass tuition. has students doing drugs in dorms, yet nothing is ever done. they like to pretend they know their students, however once you’re recruited to midland no one really cares. you’re just a number and recruitment tool after you arrive. the football team sucks, we haven’t had a good season in years. we’re really only known for a few sports and some arts. unsure why people attend. overall, mostly go for the memories with friends and crackhead shit everyone does.
midland university is the place to be if you don’t care about your future.
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When after a night of drunken sex you are too hungover to perform any acts with your partner aside from some lazy hand stuff.
We were pretty raunchy last night, but man this morning those Rye and Gingers really set in so I had to give her the ol' Midland Side Deal.
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CMHS students take pictures of Kelly all day and post it on Instagram as a very funny benis joke haha
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a fake casting company set up in the midlands by some student bums. - Andy,Liam,Neil,Craig
"that midland casting company is shit"

"I still aint got no fucking job thats to those midland cunts'

by Craig McA March 19, 2007
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Otherwise Known as MIT: Midlands Institute of Technology.
Everyone knows the real MIT is in Columbia South Carolina: Midlands Technical College
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A small school where teachers and students are way too close
At The Midland Academy of Advanced and creative studies, teachers and students exchange cell numbers.
by Noneya Bizz October 12, 2011
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