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J the F K 

Just the fuck kidding.

Also, a bad ass way to describe the second greatest president ever (second to only the most bad ass president ever, Andrew Jackson.)
Sterling- "Stuart, I want to come out of the closet to you."
Stuart- "Golly. That'd be swell."
Sterling- "J the F K, you homo fag. Get a life.
J the F K by Jim Mij August 6, 2011
usualy refers to a females hair after having Just Been Fucked.
J.B.F. by HNC September 24, 2003
Jesus Titty Fuck. The wondrous appearing of a crucifix hanging into the ironically exposed cleavage of a good Christian girl.
"Wow...the Lord is giving her a real good J.T.F. today!"
J.T.F. by JD2007 December 24, 2008
Hey Kris is j.e.f
J.E.F by J.e.f June 22, 2015
An acronym that stands for "jolly well fucked". This describes a situation where the individual has exhausted his or her options and is now at the complete mercy of the circumstances.
"Dude, last night I got busted with an eighth of d-nugget. I'm J.W.F."
j.w.f. by alex leht October 28, 2007
Abreviation for Jacket Over Fat Ass.
Not to be confused with the hockey equipment worn by greats like Jaromir Jagar.

An abreviated form for jacket over fat ass that has worked its way into normal everyday use.
This term usually refers to women who are insecure about their fat asses and wear long jackets, mu-mus, ponchos, or any other ass concealing artical of clothing.
You all know a J.O.F.A., and many of you have had a drunken night or two banging the sweet jesus out of one.
Greg: Good lord Justin, check out that J.O.F.A.
Justin: Ya, I thought she was hot till she took off her jacket.
Greg: It's ok, 5 long island ice teas later and I could fuck her.
Justin: Make that 6 for me.
J.O.F.A. by Dedalus January 16, 2005