pooter introoder 

Can be used as a noun or an adjective. A term describing the accidental insertion of a male's penis into a female's bunghole during doggy style sexual intercourse.

(Noun)
Boy: "Roll over baby so I can give you summa dat doggy style action."
Girl: "Sounds great."
Girl: "OUCH OUCH **** WRONG HOLE, EXIT ONLY!"
Boy: "Sorry, I didn't mean to give you a pooter introoder."


(Adj)
Shanita's boyfriend can never figure out where her pussy is so he tends to perform pooter intruder sex on her quite frequently.

pooter introoder by Casey Corder June 25, 2004

Introdouche 

aka Douchebag 101 - an introductory course for beginners whereby a licensed douchebag trains a beginner douchebag the principals of being a total douchebag.

Johnny has absolutely no tact, continuing with these obnoxious comments he keeps making. He must be "ace-ing" Introdouche.

Introdouche by Dr. Fix it April 17, 2012

Introdouche 

v. To introduce someone to a douche bag.

Jon: My friend Frank is coming to town, I have to warn you though, he kinda sucks... bad...
Jord: So we have to hang out? We haaaaave to?
Jon: Just wait till I introdouche you, you'll know what I mean!

Introdouche by jordotech November 1, 2008

needs no introduction 

The lamest way to introduce someone. Then what are you doing this instant?

The Master of Ceremonies stated that his guest,"Needs no Introduction", but I was wondering why he was waisting his time?

needs no introduction by Stephan Smolka November 20, 2009

102 hours of introductions 

Going to a party or social event,and instead of having a conversation,you or other people just meet and greet everyone instead of talking.

At the party:
Bill: Hi I'm bill
Suzy: Hello bill
Bill: Hey I'm bill
Jack: Ok nice to meet you
Bill: greetings my name is bill
Andy: Great!

After the party:
Jake:so how was the party
Bill: The whole event was just 102 hours of introductions .

102 hours of introductions by Shekellord April 19, 2015

introdus 

(n.) A massive gathering of people to a specific location; the opposite of an "exodus".

The Same-Sex Marriage Referendum caused a mass introdus of Irish citizens to Ireland.

introdus by sokaties October 21, 2015

introdude 

A way for 'bros' and 'brah's to say 'Hello can you please introduce me to this 'bro' or 'brah' or 'fine female' or 'ho'

Chad : "Yo Tyrone, who is that over there? They look fine and lit!"

Tyrone : "sup Chad, yeah they goooooood, I'll introdude you brah"

introdude by IAMTHECAKE July 30, 2020