southside goatee

a goatee that is composed of hairs looking like pubes, grown by young men who cannot really grow facial hair yet, but can grow little hairs resembling the hair from the "southside" of their body

"did you shave and glue some pubes onto your chin, or is that just a southside goatee?"

by Tha Carter July 29, 2006

Goatee Goo

When a man sporting a goatee plays with a woman's clitoris until it is erect and her vagina gets extremely wet. He then proceeds to conduct the lickity split (eat the coochie) until the woman cums in his mouth. He then moves back from the coochie and wipes his mouth to only be surprise with a nice load of goo in his goatee.

Lolita: Did you hook up with Buckwheat last night?

Matty: Oh yeah girl, I hooked him up with a nice load of Goatee Goo.

by Julio Rumundo June 17, 2008

Protein Goatee

I steaming mess of manbatter on your face that takes the form of a goatee mustache.

Bumcum facial...

What the Moyler grows every weekend at bicycle jumping contests when he is not receiving a mayonaise dumptruck of course.

Question: Hey moyle do you want a protein goatee?
Statement: Dustin, I would love a protein goatee.

Shucks my protein goatee looks good.

Don't tell Ricky about the protein goatee he'll think I am gay but really I'm just confused.

by Apollo Rocket July 16, 2009

bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 30, 2008

Michigan Goatee

While performing analingus, the receiver has a wet fart spreading fecal matter on the face of the one giving the rim, leaving a shitty goatee

michigan goatee, poop face, shit stain,

by jenturner10 July 24, 2008

Arabian Goatee

The act of having having anothers genitalia cover ones eyes and having their (unwiped) fanny pressed in a subtle, yet erotic fashion against ones chin. Leaving a brown smudge, or a 'goatee'.


*Note
This is similar in method to Arabian Goggles, but is much more delicous.

Tom gave that ginger boy an Arabian Goatee as a lasting and delicous reminder of one hell of a night.

by Fudgepaker March 17, 2009

retirement goatee

The goatee you grow after you finally retire for the rest of your life. Men known to have done this include Jim Leyland and Shaq

Man, I worked in a factory for 40 years. I can't wait to retire and grow out my retirement goatee

by Qui-Gon Jake April 28, 2016