Geese goose

A much better way of saying a people person

Job interviewer: Why should I give you this job?
Interviewee: I'm a geese goose
Interviewer: A what?
Imterviewee: A geese goose

by johnain'tmyname April 4, 2020

Ride the Geese

To get fully inenbriated with your friends through the consumption of marijuana.

To Ride the Geese can provide a great deal of enjoyment for those involved. Just last Saturday night, Eliza and I had a dandy time Riding the Geese at Veronica's house.

by Stephcita. January 14, 2006

canadian geese

Fucking shit bird that goes honk and will attack you like an africanized honey bee. Seriously a major pest, the one thing that comes from Canada that is not nice in the last bit. Once these things lock on like a predator drone missile to a Isis member they don't let go and you will walk away looking like you went ten rounds with Muhammad Ali. Some nicknames that I have come across for them are: Dick snippers, the honking death, you came to the wrong pond bird, the Canadian air force, and float like a Canadian, sting like a geese.

When you stair long into the Canadian geese, the Canadian geese stair back.

by Space Bars March 14, 2017

Geese Man

Geese fear him. Women love him. They call him geese man.

Person: They call me geese man.
Goose: *trembles*

by Alios735 December 3, 2020

Space Geese

Space Geese: A series of loud, foul smelling squeaky farts which resembles the cacaphony of a gaggle of interstellar honkers. Can be used as an excuse during the awkward silence after said fowls take flight from the anus.

Example 1: "Verily! Surrender yon booty or I shall be forced to free my legions of molten space geese upon ye!"

Example 2: "Jesus, what is that smell?"
"I think a flock of space geese flew by!"

by Axel Jaundice Pohaku July 6, 2012

vampire geese

Canadian geese which roam during the late hours of the night, terrorizing second shift workers, late-night Wal-Mart shoppers and other night denizens everywhere with their attacks. A bite will not turn you, but it will definitely piss you off.

Vampire Goose: "HISS!"
QT Worker 1: "Ow! Something just bit me in the ass!"
QT Worker 2: "These fucking vampire geese man, they never sleep!"

by irelandgneis March 27, 2012

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019