Normal operating condition. Several stages before being as pissed as a mattress.Still capable of most motor functions. Beer GPS not yet disabled. Low probability of self inflicted damage. Unlikely to become MPP. High possibility of continuing to {multiple} skanky bars in hi-jacked taxis. Waking routine normal.
"Not as pissed as a mattress, only a tad drunk"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
"Drunk, fuck - no"
"Only one and a half bottles of gin, of course a bit drunk"
"No, I'm not drunk, it's called lateral thinking"
"I am drunk. Pass the bottle!"
by Taipei toecutter May 31, 2006
You're not drunk until you're not conscious....
He is not drunk
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
Who from the floor
Can rise and drink once more
But he is drunk
Who prostrate lies
Can neither drink
Nor rise
by thatsmrweedman2u June 7, 2006
an acquaintance,usually a family member who can`t function w/or without a drink.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
A person with a disease Known as alcoholism.An every day routine that is socially unacceptable.
by spikemiester45036 August 16, 2003
by n333m September 5, 2005
God damn it the bar didn't kick them out before two, now I gotta deal with drunk bastards. Fucking bar.
by fucking drunks September 29, 2006
by Tabitha and Amber August 14, 2003