ass dick

Someone who has an ass in their dick. Also used as an insult against Gays and the Thai.

Tyrone: Yo
Bobby: What?
Tyrone: YOU'RE AN ASS DICK!
Bobby: Say what? I haven't got a dick stuck up my ass!
Tyrone: You're gay, and Thai! GET OUT HERE YOU MINORITY!
Bobby: :(

by 00jace no.2 February 8, 2014

ass dicked

To be inebriated; "shit faced"

The other night I was so ASS DICKED I could barely stand up in order to hit on Jeff.

by Robin P. February 9, 2008

dick to ass ratio

The ratio between the length of one's dick and the length between the scrotum and the anal region (presumably the anal opening).

That guy's dick to ass ratio is at least 13:7.

by FistingJamboree July 30, 2017

Dick Needy Ass Goblin

An old or ugly bitch who is in need of a dick real bad. a female who is constantly on PMS who needs to get off and/or get a dick. A whore or slut who is used to dick but suddenly stops recieving dick and becomes insanely bitchy.

The lunch lady is a dick needy ass goblin.

by rejectedrainbow November 24, 2010

Dick lovin ass munch

An individual who loves male genitalia and also likes to munch and or lick anus'.

Nathan, you're acting like a real dick lovin ass munch.

by Not-Mica-Marsala March 31, 2016

Small dick havin ass

Usually named andrew and has a girlfriend named kiara.

Damn that guy andrew is a small dick havin ass

by Tristen2022 July 16, 2018

shit and dick and ass and fart

A pithy phrase once uttered in moments of extreme displeasure when one was about thirteen years of age and growing up in an affluent suburb of Sydney

shit and dick and ass and fart! I just lost a game of Subbutteo against Richie's less popular elder brother, Stevie.

by MrChimper April 7, 2011