deez nuts

a way to make your punk ass feel like a chump

hey, did those guys call you?
Who?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZ NUUUUUTZ

by EL MIKIMBIN May 2, 2003

A word to use when someone asked u a question

Example

what's your name?
deez nuts

Example 2

how big is that piece of wood
as big as deez nuts

by March 31, 2022

lick deez nuts

by ihatelife123 February 27, 2022

deez nuts is basically just talking about someones nuts, and oftens talks about them in your mom.

Kole: what are you doing right now ?

Jason: deez nuts.

by Charles Boba October 31, 2022

A meme/joke to pull on your friends which consistists of someone doing an action with your balls.

Person 1: Btw, what's your favourite pokemon? Mines is Gulpin.
Person 2: Gulpin?
Person 1: Gulpin deez nuts!

Another word for penis, male genitalia. Most commonly used in jokes.

Hey, do you like pudding?
what kind?
Any.
Uhh…yeah!
Pudding deez nuts in your mouth
fuck you, greg.

by urmomsbussy July 19, 2021

a guys part but another name for it.

guess what came in the mail today ....... deez nuts .. got em

by meow loser February 26, 2016