a fisherman that has been at sea for to long and has not had sex has a coral dick
u got barnicals on ya dick ya "coral dick"
by johpe December 9, 2007
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if your in this location during a hurricane. Your completely fucked.
Dude, hurricane irma is going to fuck cape coral out of a window like a bad porno.
by CamHen September 8, 2017
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Imagine a place so boring, so drab, so damn bland that you want to scoop your eyes out with a spoon just so you can experience some semblance of activity. That is Coral Springs. The middle school, Forest Glen, is home to the factory where "basic girls" are created and "gangster boys" drop their pants below their knees. They feed in to Coral Springs High where recreational activity means one of three things: smoking pot, having sex, or hanging out as Target/The Walk. There's not much else to do. People fall in to a few categories of loners, stoners, posers, and boners.

Some areas are nice, others are ghetto-like, but, if we're being honest, Coral Springs is the farthest thing from ghetto there is. It's just really fucking boring.
Person 1: Hey, what do you want to do tonight?

Person 2: I don't know, want to go to Barnes and Nobel? Chill in the Kid's Book section?

Person 1: Naw, we did that last week.

Person 2: Let's go to Target then.

Person 1: There's legit nothing to do in Coral Springs.

Person 2: Wanna get high?

Person 1: Fuck it; yeah, whatever. What time?
by Noneofyourbusinesswhore January 31, 2015
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A mythical beast of Swedish origins. She gives birth to large headed replicas of herself sometimes wih moles on the backs of their heads.
A typical characteristic of Coral Leech is her inability to use her slightly smaller right arm. Also known as the 'Gimpy Arm'.
"Coral, Coral, Coral Leech"
"You are such a Coral Leech"
by Lee Harmann December 17, 2004
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Springs, uptown broward- A small developing city.Neighborhoods from rich to poor.from the hills to riverside and 36ST.to Woodside.Uprised from ft. Lauderdale about 45 years ago. it is a city growing more urban and crime overrun everyday.A city that has nothing to do so it is more overpopulated with drug dealers,alcoholics,base heads,gangs and sex addicts than ever.
come to coral springs its a chill place to live.
by puhswaydoneum November 11, 2008
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Coral Springs is the town I live in. It Sucks. Your parents etheir hate you or are way too over protective. In my 7th grade class most of us have had sex, cut, do drugs, smoke.
The kids like me are bullied. No one likes living here. Its like prison.
I dont need an exsample do i? Coral springs sucks!
by IHateLife102 December 26, 2011
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genetically identical parasitic human polyps that form on the rectum of higher-level influential government personnel.
Man, Peck's IT group is blooming so much ass coral that she appears to weigh over 300 pounds.

by vlakas February 11, 2009
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