coldplay 

1) when someone has sex with a dead person

2) a band that sounds about as good as sex with a dead person

person one: coldplay is my favorite band ever
person two: that over rated crap is like four gay guys having a bad acid trip, which would explain why the lead inger named his child apple. can you say "dumbass"?

coldplay by nantucket red December 13, 2008

coldplay 

The best band ever. Radiohead came first, but Ed O'Brien couldn't tune Jon Buckland's guitar.

Haters can drink their haterade but no one can deny that even if they don't like the music, Coldplay's talent on a scale from 1 to 10, they're about a 57.

coldplay by strong badian October 31, 2004

coldplay 

doing a woman with no foreplay.

Man: Was it good for you?

Woman: That was lousy, a total coldplay.

coldplay by r day February 8, 2009

Coldplay 

The band that Bono wipes his ass with.

"Oh god, I'm OUTTA TOILET PAPER!"

"Here, take this Coldplay album cover."

"Aw, cheers mate!"

(wipe)

Coldplay by Degree7 August 10, 2009

Coldplay 

:Literally one of the best bands that ever existed
Here's some good songs from them to make you happy

Something just like this
The scientist
Viva la vida

Clocks
Paradise
Fix you
Higher power
Yellow

You're welcome :)

From
nevilleandlunashouldbetogether💙💛❤️

Coldplay: the best band
A quote from the best band
Me: look at the stars, look how they shine for you ⭐️:)

Coldplay by nevilleandlunashouldbetogether June 16, 2021

Coldplay 

Coldplay is U2 Lite...a blatant ripoff of the better band.

Wow, Chris Martin tries way too hard to be Bono and whoever the hell their guitarist is rips off the Edge's unused chords! Coldplay needs to be ORIGINAL

Coldplay by Somebody wicked cool July 30, 2008

Coldplay 

The gayest band in the world. All they do is play horrible music and have no musical ability at all. If you like Coldplay, you most likely like your own sex.

You like Coldplay? You must be gay.

Coldplay by C-Man_to_the_max August 21, 2009