A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.
Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”

New employee of crap company: “???”

Old employee: “Your ASS ID”

New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”
by June 21, 2022
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