When you have to shit so bad but have to hold it, saying "i am going to shit my ass out" over and over can often alleviate the pain by some small degree.
"Honey, please hurry we're going to be late to my doctor's appointment"

"Fuck fuck fuck I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out. I am going to shit my ass out." etc.
by ClinicalDeath October 29, 2008
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To suddenly release a load of wet shit that has been held in for hours, causing it to explosively exit your body.
How am I supposed to use the bathroom right after you blow your ass out?
by mittim80 April 25, 2022
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a phrase used to describe the experience of complete surprise or shock so great that your rectum can no longer contain itself. Used to reference something in a positive, but unexpected way.
Dude, the ending of "Lost" last night blew my ass out!

That Rocky's burger was so good it blew my ass out.
by Toddy D April 12, 2007
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When someone thinks they're being cool or impressing people, but really they're making themselves sound stupid and making themselves look like a fool.
John made an ass out of himself when he claimed to be a history expert but then got world war I and world war II mixed up.

A drunk guy made an ass out of himself when he was singing lyrics to a non existent song outside the bar

Two examples of making an ass out of yourself.
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To have intense sex with someone. Back breaking,window shaking beat the pussy up sex.
I'm so horney that when I get home I'm going to tear that ass out the frame.
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To roast someone or “joan” someone; to simply curse somebody out disrespectfully
Jim : You Ugly
Me : boy I’m finna take yo ass out with ya bean pie head ass
by Intelligent101 March 19, 2019
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