by kyrian247 April 4, 2021
Mum: Okay, son. take the flu shot!
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
Kid: NO
Mum: Ill buy you candy!
Kid: *picks up needle and stabs doctor in the back*
Mum: WHAT THE F*CK TIMMY???
Later...
Kid: *gets 8 diseases*
Mum: Son, please stop picking up a knife when i ask you to go to the hospital! If you dont.. you wont see us anymore.
Kid: dies
Mum: F*ck.
Kid: Alright, so how'd i do?
God: uhhh, you were off by five miliseconds.
Kid: F*ck. Maybe i shouldnt be a anti-vaxxer and try something else
by ATotallyOriginalAndFunnyUserna December 17, 2020
A derogatory term used by people who don't want to take a vaccine... unless it's the COVID vaccine when Trump is in office, at what point they aren't anti-vaxxers they believe in science... until Biden gets into office and change their views based on politics, at which point people who still don't want to take the COVID vaccine, despite the change inthe presidency, are now science denier Anti-Vaccers.
Eddie believed in science when he was against the COVID vaccine, but now that Trump is out of office and Biden is in office, he now supports the vaccine and thinks that Alex is an anti-science anti-vaxxer for not changing his position.
by Golden1945 February 6, 2021
The most open-minded, intelligent, responsible person you will ever meet in this 1984 pandemic. Most likely emotionally intelligent and tolerant as well, able to take hits from the nazis' who are attacking them, literally, and say "I'm okay". The true minority that are being persecuted by the majority of society, and the nazis who are the secret government.
Morons: Alright, we're going to sacrifice the anti-vaxxers to the demon molech and aztec gods, because they kill.
Anti-vaxxers: Target us if you may, but we understand energy and metaphysics and will accept our fate, for now, but good luck with your journey to spiritual growth!
Anti-vaxxers: Target us if you may, but we understand energy and metaphysics and will accept our fate, for now, but good luck with your journey to spiritual growth!
by MatrixEnergeticWar November 29, 2021
someone who does understand that vaccines are very helpful to humanity, but prefers to live a natural life, to go through illnesses naturally and have a stronger immune system from having had illnesses. They believe that if your meant to get an illness you will get it because you have to go through it, vaccines isn't your escape! Of course they have prevented illness but they are also known to cause additional illness to those who receive it at some occurrences. They don't want their body to medically go through so many illnesses through vaccines of every kind, not knowing what is getting out into their bodies. Pain is natural, illness is natural and its part of life.
hey look an anti-vaxxer they aren't letting the government have power over their bodies and lives! i want to join him and get out of this artificial bubble of 'humanity'
by valio val June 29, 2020
Someone who has nothing against vaccines in principle and who opposes the short-cutting of quality control procedures, medical malpractice, coercion, digital identification, and totalitarian rule by corrupt technocrats.
That person does not want a vaccine passport and opposes digital identification, so they must be an anti-vaxxer.
The anti-vaxxers, who had all of their childhood vaccinations, held a protest in which they said that you can shove your New World Order.
The anti-vaxxers, who had all of their childhood vaccinations, held a protest in which they said that you can shove your New World Order.
by decadent solipsist September 19, 2021
Someone who does not know what the definition of "research" is, has a Google phd, is anti-science or lacks the critical thinking skills to determine real science from pseudoscience, and parrots other people's ill-informed conclusions about vaccination.
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by Youarenotawake August 28, 2015