awkward aftermath 

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

awkward aftermath by ssshhh September 6, 2009

Virginian Aftermath 

A virginian aftermath is when you take a poo in a blender and you make a poop smoothie and then you pour down the back of a person that has wronged you.

Dude he slept with my sister, I'm going to give him a "Virginian Aftermath".

Virginian Aftermath by TheRussianGuy July 25, 2011

Wing aftermath 

The devastating aftermath, when you eat Buffalo wings. It may be compared to “Taco Bell aftermath”, but wing aftermath is undoubtedly worse. The aftermath is when the wings are being expelled through the bowels and you get to feel the immense wrath of the delectable treat.

“Dude I had some mind opening wing aftermath yesterday”

Wing aftermath by Galador November 13, 2020

Afterbate 

The akward moments after you masturbate and you clean up the jizz, put your clothes back on, think about how fucked up you are, etc...

Jack: "yo I just walked in on tom wiping his cock with tissues"
Tim: "ugh you saw him afterbate

Afterbate by M193 January 22, 2014

afterthoughtful

adj., showing consideration for others only when it is obviously way too late and, usually, only when forced to do so. In other words, a thoughtful gesture made as a total afterthought.

Two roommates run into each other in the hallway ...
Guy: Hey, want to grab a beer?
Guy's friend: I can't tonight. I'm going out with Samantha and Colleen ... oh ... want to come along?
Guy: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

Girlfriend calls on phone, on Friday evening, after being away 2 weeks on a business trip ...
Girlfriend: Hi! I'm back from my business trip. I put together a hiking trip. Of course, you're invited!
Guy: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

Guy who can no longer lie about attending an upcoming party to 1 of 5 girlfriends ...
Girlfriend: Let's do something tonight!
Guy: Uhh, so yeah ... Tonight is the big party. Want to go with me?
Girlfriend: Thanks! That was very *afterthoughtful* of you!

afterthoughtful by Enrique Rodriguez August 4, 2008

Afternators

A crackhead fandom who stan Miss Josephine Langford and Mr Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Thanks to our Queen Anna Todd for creating this fandom and a bunch of crackheads. If you’re one of us we stick by you till the end. Don’t mess with us ;) p.s. we may over use the term RRRRRRRR and being josexual

Friend: Yo have you heard of that crackhead fandom the Afternators

Me: UM YES I WANNA BE APART OF THAT FANDOM SIGN ME UP

Afternators by myhero_ft April 20, 2019

Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010