doesn’t know the months of the year in order, spends most of her days crying over her ex, love a zoot, loves a fag. anything you can smoke basically. a massive p*sshead. she likes to do bits w people in bushes and knock turtle food everywhere
“yeah did you see that girl she’s so stupid and such a sket”
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant
by seshgod June 20, 2020
The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.
Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime
Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime
Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect
by Poe94 February 18, 2017
A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.
by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 18, 2022
a depressed bitch who cries a lot , needs some dick , love , attention , ah boyfriend , etc . homebody but wild ash .
by user 38313421 January 12, 2020
Zoie is a super cute, awsome person, sweet, funny, girl with a golden heart, and is an amazing gammer.
Boyfriend: Hey cutie want to play some games.
Zoie Jamrog: heck ya sexy, but go to warn you I'm super good at video games.
Zoie Jamrog: heck ya sexy, but go to warn you I'm super good at video games.
by Anthony_mcm January 15, 2013