Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

Woofer

A big fluffy wolf or dog.

"That is indeed an absurdly fluffy woofer."

by AzureAzel September 16, 2019

Woofer

A hardware ID (HWID) spoofer mostly used to unblocked games.

I got a woofer tool so I am unbanned in call of duty

by Theowuy July 6, 2023

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 7, 2016

sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing

Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.

by SugarWooferPro February 19, 2016