One half of the terrible electropop duo "Blood on the Dance Floor." Known as being a creepy pervert, child molester, and all around jerk. He wears terrible makeup, can't sing to save his life, and is worshipped by 12 year old girls with low IQ scores.
by punktematrix November 26, 2013
An up and coming porn star that will soon win the worlds attention.
She loves to do scenes on playgrounds and in igloos.
Is also a big fan of fluffy zebra print handcuffs.
Will make all your minds go boom.
She loves to do scenes on playgrounds and in igloos.
Is also a big fan of fluffy zebra print handcuffs.
Will make all your minds go boom.
EV fan #1: " dude! Did you see the new Emmy Vanity video?!"
EV fan #2: " hell yeah! The igloo thing was hot! Wish I was that lucky"
EV fan #1: " yea, but at least we still get to watch"
EV fan #2: " hell yeah! The igloo thing was hot! Wish I was that lucky"
EV fan #1: " yea, but at least we still get to watch"
by kinky strawberries August 7, 2008
A bunch of identical scenefags who get together and convince themselves they're better than everybody.
No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.
No one in this group is actually attractive. Especially Ophelia Vanity. She looks like a down syndromed elf.
by imalive42366 October 8, 2009
A 27 year old man with the writing ability of a 12 year old boy and the singing skills of T-Pain. He's known for being a pedophile, a misogynist and outright repulsive. Has been accused of statutory more than once. He does not have any known ability, musical or otherwise, but young stupid girls seem to think his shitty hair skills and bad makeup is "inventive". Is called creative, but only by 12 year old girls with shitty taste in music.
by lolbotdf September 6, 2011
Local celebrity in LA. Hangs out with jerkin crew, Go Go Power Ranger$. Known best for her red hair and her crazy personality. Currently dating Julian (founder of the Ranger$) She's one hyper modafcker<3. Look her up on youtube.
by glowsickk August 25, 2009
A teenage self proclaimed "Scene King." And model, takes his own pictures and edits them on some photography program. He thinks he's better then everyone else and will make sure you know this. He was a vegatarian for a little while just because it was part of the scene trend. He's in a band called All Stars Die! Just so he can say he's in a band. Although I will say Jackal Vanity takes good pictures and He's not bad looking he needs to get the fuck over the fact he's not the complete and utter shit!
by Reeverbeto13 October 6, 2010
An alleged professional sports fan that is more interested in the “vibe” or the “buzz” than the actual sport itself. They will know more about the third jersey color scheme than the sport’s rules or teams place in the league wide standings.
by BoBuzz February 2, 2019