guy 1: what's the most important rule in balling up rules?
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
guy 2: definetly my Balling up rule 1. is the spliff rule
by srak.ec. June 8, 2022
Made famous by the Channel 4 programme 'Grand Designs' in the UK by one of the owners of the houses being built, a Five Star Fur Lined Ocean Going Balls Up means that something has been a major catastrophe from start to finish, a complete and utter screw up. This is possibly just the perfect thing to say when something has gone just about as wrong as it can!
by The Scottish Contingent September 21, 2007
A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009
by Livtod October 25, 2018
Yet another way of saying that you're confused.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.
Not meant to be used for inappropriate ways of saying this.
by phuo June 17, 2023
Guy to Coworker About Third Coworker: Dude, do you hear that? She's on the phone again to her friend and she still hasn't finished the document I need.
Coworker: Listen man, I'm done. You need to balls-up and tell her you need the document now!
Coworker: Listen man, I'm done. You need to balls-up and tell her you need the document now!
by sandiegokyle February 15, 2012
An "up-ball" occurs when the foam ball used in the game commonly known as Goala is hit above the cones located at the four corners of the connected mats.
by Goalaplaya May 10, 2010