dirty topher

To fuck someone's throat whilst hanging from a pull-up bar, or another high-hanging object.

While doing naked pull-ups the other day, my girlfriend walked face-first into my erect penis, so I proceeded to give her a DIRTY TOPHER

by TGsr918 June 7, 2020

topher joe

Topher Joe is short for Christopher Joseph.

The sweetest, sexiest, most perfect guy on this planet who will make you laugh harder than you knew you could. Time spent with a Topher Joe is never wasted and never forgotten; he is never enough. The most sweet and sensitive man you will ever meet. His heart is so big, sometimes he doesn't know quite what to do with it. He is beautiful inside and out. A true Topher Joe will have amazing chameleon green eyes.

Topher Joe is also known as Christopher Joseph.

by Cherry Lynn December 8, 2012

Topher Grace

The worst Venom ever

Topher Grace sucked as Venom.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh July 31, 2022

Topher Syndrome

When someone gets stupidly mad over a word.

Kaleb: Shut up, Yankee!
Topher: Oh, my God dude! I’m done with you, fuck you.
Kaleb: Bro, you got Topher Syndrome.

by WittyWeasel January 4, 2023

Topher Grace

An actor who is more convincing as a bed-wetter than an action hero. Also see pansy wuss sissy.

Justin Long is such a Topher Grace.

by Panda Amry September 10, 2009

Bletameh topher

When a Spanish person takes a bean shit and they y’all out bletameh gatta

Hey meeester I was taking a mean bletameh topher and my asshole squirted re fried beans all over the gringo bowl

by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022

Holiday topher

When you have hemorrhoids and you ate a shit ton of greens then the next morning when you go to let one loose it comes out green and red this giving you a holiday topher

Hey mark I was shitting and guess what happened , I bled out of my ass when I shat and my shit was green it felt like a Holiday topher

by Yesmamsir May 21, 2021