a chick that is both fat and ugly
there is not enough beer in a keg to make me want to tap that swamp donkey
by the mobguy October 28, 2003
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a dumb skeezer who gets drunk as shit all the time and tries to get as much dick as possible. stay away from swamp donkeys or u will get diseases on ur johnson.
Man u goin swampin tonite?

o hell naw i stay away from those dirty ass swamp donkeys.
by eweezy on da track February 1, 2008
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a very large and hairy member of the female sex, who looks like a donkey that just drowned in a swamp.
shes a swamp donkey...
by luke detty February 20, 2005
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disgusting bitch that feeds off drunk men around 3:30 am
"oh look bill is leaving with yet another swamp donkey"

"I think its time for an intervention."
by blackassontherun December 4, 2009
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Pretty much the equivalent of any girl that walks onto the set of "Jerry Springer". A woman who wears clothes that are 3 times too small,smells like she lives in a swamp, speaks like a dero and looks like a fat-ass donkey turd.
"Piss off, ya Swamp Donkey!"
by loopy_bugs January 29, 2009
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Woman ranging in the 4 to 7 realm on the 10 point hot scale, that on first glance appears fuckable. However on further inspection, this girl actually has greasy skin and unfortunately when you imagine her cooch, all you can think of is a hairy, wet, swampy pit. There happens to be a queen swamp donkey, referred to as the swamp donkess. These donkeys of the swamp tend to act like cats in heat, so watch your step.
Dude, annie is such a swamp donkey!
That girl will totally swamp your donk.
by Skip Broke Nicole January 16, 2010
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A girl who is lacking grace, class, style and is generally just uuugly.

They tend to be overwieght and sporting the whole

hipster pants + crop top = gut overhang look.
She is a Humpty Assed Swamp Donkey
by Cheekie June 1, 2004
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