Pez Head

noun (pejorative): person guilty of using a concentration of hair products so extreme that their hair-do is rendered immobile in gale-force winds

I can't believe the number of Pez Heads in attendance at this disco, Salma...perhaps we should leave.

by Songg Righta March 15, 2004

Lez Pez

When a lesbian is eating out her girlfriend, and the girlfriend's Monistat pill shoot out of her vagina into the other's mouth.

Lesbian Lover #1: "oh baby! that feels.. *CHOKE*... dear god and all that is holy! i just ate a lez pez!"

by Lon Astick December 29, 2007

HEY BRO , GO GRAB THE PEZ DISPENSER SO WE CAN SMOKE A BOWL.

kid: can i eat have twenty bucks mom?

mom: nez pez

by naincnoa July 18, 2009

verb: To dispense, dole out, give, bestow, administer, shell out, etc.

I'm not about to pez out some cash so you can buy clothes that make you look like a whore!

by Chris Rader February 5, 2007

A guy named Jose that thinks he's a shark playing pool but he is just a little fish.

Jose thought he was a Shark shooting pool, but checking all the money he loses to Marty he is just a pez pequeno.

by 4th Street King January 15, 2022

Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.

My friend Shaun told me about how he hired a hooker and gave her a pez dispenser.

by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023