one who throws up or blows chunks after chugging 1/2 - 3/4 water bottle of vodka
randy: doood just do it real quick
dan: igggt gulp, gulp, gulp.... splattttt
matt:who left a French Monsoon on the carpet from last night.
by dan f June 10, 2006
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After a drought, the rainy season comes about. Socially this is also true, in the sense that, after the drought, it's raining bitches n ho's. This season does not follow any particular pattern or mirror typical weather tendencies. It is completely random.
It's monsoon season man you gotta bet big.
During monsoon season one must venture out and experience different avenues on order to truly have a good harvest.
by EFlo March 6, 2015
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When a chubby, hairy man cums on his own stomach, immediately grabs his wife by the back of her neck and nuzzles her nose inside his navel. A form of love abuse.
"Here it comes, oh, here, it comes!!!"

(Grabs her head) "Gorilla Monsoon bitch!!!" (Splat, right into the matted down hairy belly)
by Intangible Mandible November 13, 2015
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When you are having a really, really bad day it is not raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead, figuratively speaking of course.
I've had one of those days when everything that could go wrong went wrong and it didn't just rain on me, it was monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 17, 2021
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When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.
Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 17, 2021
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A guy that can split his body parts into pieces and will kick your ass if you don't know how to Parry
by Jiixn April 26, 2022
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The guy from Metal Gear Rising that lectures you about fucking Among Us and memes.
If you didn't learn to parry from blade wolf, this mf's boutta teach you
by The Fucking Mailman May 11, 2022
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