Tina- "What's wrong Miranda, do you have cramps?"
Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."
Miranda- "Nah, me and Frank did a Missouri Forklift last night, my vag is killing me."
by The Pimp's Bologna March 12, 2008
noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.
by Ian December 24, 2004
when a man puts his penis into a womans vagina and carries her around eventually resulting in the woman beinf thrown out the window from the mans penis.
guy1:did u hear ted threw wendy out his window via a spanish forklift?
guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!
guy2:lol, what a funny couple!!!
by coolmam374828288238 November 6, 2009
the act of using a very hard penis to, when deeply plunged inside, lift and carry a woman to a desired destination
by mbz7832 November 19, 2014
When the man picks up their partner with her legs straight up past their head while holding their partner up by their shoulders at a 90 degree angle while engaging in penetration.
by Homosexual Homosapien April 22, 2022
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