reverse crockpot

When he sticks in in your belly button and fingers your mouth, vagina, and asshole all at the same time.

David did the reverse crockpot on me and I came so hard.

by Bigballssmalldick April 17, 2016

Colon Crockpot

when your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours and your farts are the leading indicator of what is to come.

craig: everything seems to be cooking in the colon crockpot and “dinner” will be served shortly in the bathroom!

by chirpydalek August 28, 2016

Alaskan Crockpot

Begins by first slapping your lover across the face with a frozen salmon, followed by a crockpot.

Damn. LayJah gave her man one helluva Alaskan Crockpot.

by Desi Dukes July 9, 2017

davy crockpot

A word use when your in a strange situation

“Did you hear about Greg ?!?! He found a man in his kitchen making gumbo!”

“Wow thats a real Davy Crockpot!”

by Too.Much April 24, 2018

Brisket-in-the-crockpot

Lika a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

The "brisket-in-the-crockpot" is like a Dutch lobster. Only beefier

by MoCoo September 30, 2013

Upside down crockpot

When you eat her out while she is doing a hand stand

Man I gave Becky a upside down crockpot last night

by Blobby best May 18, 2019

Colon Crockpot

The end result of too much procrastipating (wasting time by sitting on the shitter) until after an excessive amount of time you realize that you didn't actually shit, but now it's too late and you have to get off the pot (ttl;cs - took too long, couldn't shit) just before you turn into a HPC-DB (human pressure cooker - dirty bomb) you first go through the stage known as the "Colon Crockpot"

If he didn't make it home soon, the pungent aroma leaking out of his Colon Crockpot wasn't the only thing that will be leaking out!

by Ferenczy April 18, 2016