Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 10, 2019
by Diego August 30, 2003
by Milk Powder March 21, 2022
A pleasurable sexual favor in which the recipient simultaneously receives fellatio and a foot rub. The act is typically carried out while playing video games, with Nintendo's Duck Hunt being the traditional selection.
I had an amazing THAI HONEYMOON last night. Even though I dropped the light zapper, I still blasted the screen.
by Sleepwalkazzz December 30, 2011
Word play on "timing", that viewers known as "chat" in various streaming communities like Twitch, which was popularized by Forsen's Community, as a response in chat to a particular event which consists of 2 or more sub-events coincide to the point where they cause a humorous effect.
These can include Text-To-Speech Donations that occur during an unfortunate event for the streamer Forsen. It can be used in a genuine way, embracing the play on words to personify the event (as seen with "Luka Tim" or "look at him"), or in a mocking way as the occurrence of such events have increased over the history of streaming. A sub-group of the latter include viewers that spam this with the third-party emote MegaLUL, as they have no personality and envy other viewers that find such an event humorous. Despite this, either due to the ignorance of the meaning of MegaLUL, or the awareness of it, it's posting can amplify the amusement of viewers.
These can include Text-To-Speech Donations that occur during an unfortunate event for the streamer Forsen. It can be used in a genuine way, embracing the play on words to personify the event (as seen with "Luka Tim" or "look at him"), or in a mocking way as the occurrence of such events have increased over the history of streaming. A sub-group of the latter include viewers that spam this with the third-party emote MegaLUL, as they have no personality and envy other viewers that find such an event humorous. Despite this, either due to the ignorance of the meaning of MegaLUL, or the awareness of it, it's posting can amplify the amusement of viewers.
Forsen: *Casually dies to monster in Elden Ring*
TTS: *Says some dog-shit with sound effects*
Viewer 1: THAI MING LULE
Viewer 2: THAI MING OMEGALUL
Viewer 3: THAI MING MegaLUL
TTS: *Says some dog-shit with sound effects*
Viewer 1: THAI MING LULE
Viewer 2: THAI MING OMEGALUL
Viewer 3: THAI MING MegaLUL
by TheJollyDuck December 22, 2022
"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a Kim Thai!"
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
"Why don't you just Kim Thai me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks.
by bad_batz December 1, 2011
A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
by Aubman November 1, 2007