by Anonymous October 30, 2003
A huge, grosteque monster who lives on a farm and drives a tractor. she loves to talk about some stupid ass shit and it gets really funking annoying at times. although she is ugly as fuck she is fucking sexy when she lifts her arm up and you see her arm pit hair. and something waves back at you from the hairy ass pits of death. also she has soooooooo many rolls on her back it look like a face and forms the body of gabriel. but still sometimes i just wanna stick my dick in those rolls and lose it in there and then play hide and seek. if you ever enter her rolls be prepared to encounter lost food from two years ago. also every thanksgiving she visits the country of ethopia she brings a mountain of food and eats in front of the starving children.
by June Micheal Castro November 16, 2011
A real broon, someone capable of smoking large amounts of marijuana at any given time. Someone usually possessing this name is an outstanding blunt roller.
by Real Broon December 30, 2016
Reference to any horrible short creature, found in any visual media, TV, Movies, and especially video games. Like those little monkey things on Castlevania, or that short guy in Island Of Dr Moreau. There is a Shea in every existing form of visual media.
by T and R March 27, 2003
A flirty girl who acts really slutty she acts slutty by putting up pictures of herself with a tan line on her boobs just so people will notice
by hahaha69696 August 25, 2010
Shea is a handful... She likes to manipulate those who once (or still do) care/-ed about her. She has a PhD in twisting people's words. Shea likes older guys especially ones she knew were talking to someone :) Her hobbies include things like accusing guys of forcing her into sexual acts and lying about it, Trying to make her exes jealous, causing drama, more drama, and even more drama :) Shea also likes lying, on top of the manipulation. She cannot stand being wrong at all even if she knows she is. Shea is never disciplined and runs free like a chicken with its head cut off. Overall, Shea is about as toxic as a dragon's morning breath. Thank you for tuning into my TEDtalk :))))
"oh my i dont think i can ever trust Shea after all she has done. Its honestly insane."
"shea hurt people i care about and i dont know if i can even be friends with her"
" ive had enough of shea"
" she wont let me do anal"
"shea hurt people i care about and i dont know if i can even be friends with her"
" ive had enough of shea"
" she wont let me do anal"
by bigthottiethotthot October 18, 2018
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