quiff

A release of air from a lady.

Often occurs during doggy style intercourse, or if she is laughing or coughing.

Not to be confused with flatulence, because ladies never do that.
PPFFFFFFT*reverb*T. oh.. Oh.. Yeah!!

Don't mention anything. The quiff never happened.
by fides July 24, 2008
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pussyslit, tufted pissflaps, female pudenda, woman
she's a DPQM=delectable piece of quiff meat
by butch mcgillicuddy January 25, 2004
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quiff: a slut or cheap prostitute

20's slang
by brenz October 12, 2003
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What you'd call the sort of cowardly idiot who'd typically post their mildly amusing definitions on the Urban Dictionary
Did you read what that quiff just wrote? What a douche bag!
by Even quiffs need love October 04, 2006
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a very huge blast that hits you with the force of a train that comes out a chicks pussy like a pussy fart
woa that quiff was powerful!
by randy kimmins June 18, 2005
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A slang term for the female genitalia... some people confuse this word with with "queeb".
Did you get to see her quiff?
by qumbaala February 29, 2004
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A fellow who goes about smelling girls' bicycle seats on hot summer days. {noun, Ontario slang from '50s}
Pete's not into dating, but he's the worst quiff in the school.
by Bernard Stein October 10, 2005
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