Pubic Scare

When you about to have sex and the partner takes of his/her pants and there are so many pubes that you either get turned off or go into shock.

John: I was at the bar last night and I got this girl to come home with me but when I took off her pants I felt like Tarzan about to enter the jungle, the bitch gave me a huge pubic scare!
Jim: Damn, did you go into shock?
John:Nah, I went out, bought a machete, came back and made my way into the jungle!
Jim: Really?
John: Hell no, even Indiana Jones wouldn't enter that temple! I passed the fuck out!
Jim:Pussy
John: STFU

by Why da hell is u readin dis? January 11, 2012

pubic salad

When a person goes down on a woman (oral sex) and she has unshaven genitalia. (hairy vagina munch)

Dode! I just had a my first pubic salad.
See that girl, she's got a pubic salad
no more pubic salad for me, I'm on a meat only diet.

by museo gam January 27, 2011

Pubic Floss

When someone has no other option or is forced to floss his or her teeth with their pubes. You must get in between at least 4 different teeth for it to be considered a pubic floss. It is also acceptable to floss with someone elses pubes. If the person has pubic lice and it gets on their teeth it is called Tooth fariculous fibrosis.

When my regular floss ran out my only other option was to pubic floss.

by patriots3093 March 23, 2009

pubic hair

Something Justin Bieber does not own.

Justin Bieber tried to show me his pubic hair, but his pubes were as smooth as a baby's ass!

by BIG BLACK SHLONG MMMM June 18, 2013

pubic mullet

Trimming the pubes on and around the penis while letting your ball hairs grow out (usually for the winter). Was in style in the eighties but has since been frowned upon. Still is a common way to wear your penis in most southern states.

It's kinda sad really, Grampa can never grow a pubic mullet again cause his balls are going bald.

by genegine October 14, 2006

Pubic Nit

1.Small, crab-like insect. Causes infestation of the pubic region, usually in cases of abundant pubic hair growth. Usually results in irritation and reddening if the pubic region due to furious scratching. See pubic monkies. 2.Annoying person.

1.My ex-girlfriend gave me pubic nits. 2.My little brother acts like a pubic nit.

by John Barry November 21, 2004

Pubic Meter

A measure of distance similar to a meter, but curled to look like a pube.

Wow... that physics book must be really up to date... it has the conversion factor of 1 pubic cm = 2.12 cm

by Tea Cake April 21, 2004