Ryan Mayle has shotgun in any car for the rest of his life.
You can’t sit in the front seat because Ryan has Lifetime Shotgun.
by NightHawk77 December 5, 2018
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Movies with actors who portray Americans despite the fact they have Canadian accents.
It’s not clear where this takes place until the ending reveals it’s in Pennsylvania, though the Keystone State is “played” by Ottawa, Canada as is typical in Lifetime movies.
by Scarie Carrie October 28, 2019
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Women who share everything with each other. Differs from Beaches in that Lifetime friends are engaged in a subtle competition to determine who has been victimized most. Nearly every sentence in a conversation among Lifetime friends begin with "I."
Those girls seem like Beaches, but they are really pity-seeking Lifetime friends.

Did those Lifetime friends hear anything they have said to each other?
by Madame Sosostris June 29, 2006
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A really hot chick that you've always wanted to bone but you know you'll never be able to
Dude.. Jan is so hot.. She's totally my lifetime boner

No matter how serious your relationship may be, you'll always have a lifetime boner.. Whether or not you admit it
by CCCADA February 21, 2014
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People who refuse grow up. Often in school 20 plus years after high school. while not working, and living off a relative or family members generosity. Usually they have extremely lofty goals such as doctor, engineers, or anything very prestigious sounding. This is a result of wanting to be in a fantasy world, without dealing of the actual pressures of the real world. Often these people can be found at community colleges, but not exclusively. Really a sad thing to be honest. Often these people claim to be geniuses, who sometimes were cheated out of there opportunities along the way. When offered a chance to rectify this such as a prestigious internship, they are often met with many reasons, or personal problems, they cannot accept, but will accept next semester or next year, if possible. Also known to spend a lot of time browsing the internet in private.
Nicolas was a lifetime student. He got his BA and had an additional 120 post baccalaureate credits. His stated goal was to be a chiropractor but at 55 years old, and deep in student loan debt, this was not a true goal. Rather something of a fantasy, while also telling family members and such that he was going to be a “Doctor” while spending most of his time watching tv and fapping
by Lifetime student November 20, 2018
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The term "Lifetime movie bad" refers to when a film is poorly produced, has cheap cinematography, poor editing, and an overused concept and storyline.

The actors in these films are usually unknowns, D-Listers, or washed-up performers who may have had one Oscar worthy performance, but then their careers went to crap shortly thereafter. Most of the actors milk their emotions to the point of over-exaggeration.
This term came from the fact that Lifetime movies are poorly produced that it need not be shown in the cinema. It is strictly made-for-TV.
Average Joe: "I heard that new Sarah Jessica Parker movie sucked".

Tom: "Yeah man. Talk about Lifetime Movie bad. Plot sucked and the acting was cheap".
by ThrashBash September 21, 2013
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What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
by JScotts February 14, 2009
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