Facebook status: Carla misses the sun :-( and noticed how pale everyone looks in England today.

Friend's reply: you tell me! I think i'm gonna get some tropical sunshine in Florianopolis next month.
by Mr. Andrews McCurdle January 12, 2010
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When one person fabricates a Story/Situation to the point where it seems ideal, while another person's telling of the events is, more times than not, more truthful and defamatory.
Ex. Group of guys walk away from two girls.
Girl A: Ugh they were so gross, you could tell they only wanted a Cheap Hook-up.
Girl B: I dunno.. they seemed kinda sweet to me, I Think they were being really classy..
Girl A: Hm.... Let you tell it.
by Ya-Moms-Wife May 24, 2018
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When someone is obviously lying to themselves and everyone else by trying to like something
Bolognese with zucchini pasta? Lies you tell honey
by soooso January 7, 2019
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IN BRIEF: "If I let you decide/have your say or exercise influence/inspiration."

The person saying it is usually in total disagreement with the other person or believes the other person is just full of idle talk.
WOMAN: You know what you doing is a bunch of BS, right.
MAN: To let you tell it.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 22, 2010
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I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you.
Pottsy says:
what happened last weekend?
Ed says:
You tell me
by Lord Kimber February 27, 2007
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Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 6, 2010
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The phrase "You tell em" is one of many sarcastic remarks which can be used to abruptly end a conversation. If you do not feel like responding to a certain person or your laughing at a complete idiot/moron/goon throwing out a "You tell em" will shut them up or induce a very interesting response.
Complete Idiot with glasses- "Actually Mr. Peeeeuuuurrrrd, I ate 7 apples for breakfast, not 6."

You- "ay you tell em pal"

A moron is walking in the hallway talking to his friend who is even more of a goon.

You- Point and say the famous catchphrase "You tell em" Then walk away.
by Steve Santang April 14, 2009
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