A guy with a beard on his neck because he doesnt shave because hes inside allday errday becasue he plays games such as world of war craft.
"You know whose a neckbeard"
"Who"
"that guy Rishi, he hasn't left his house since sophomore year"
"sheeet isn't he a senior"
"yeah"
"word"
"Who"
"that guy Rishi, he hasn't left his house since sophomore year"
"sheeet isn't he a senior"
"yeah"
"word"
by neckbeard spotter November 9, 2013
A really nice guy who respects women.
by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021
Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The
Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.
Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.
Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
by Crockett62 June 24, 2018
a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.
by kung fu fighter dinosaur April 11, 2011
A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.
"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"
by Neckbeard the Pirate June 23, 2008
Something a person does while sitting in a corner dive bar, probably leaning on an old Jukebox playing indie music or a hipster easel made of repurposed burlap, while watching well-groomed men attempting to pick up opulent females. The action requires a lean just enough to offset one's balance while simultaneously billowing out the stomach for what appears to be the preparation of a boisterous laugh, but instead ends in a silent chuckling motion with a horizontally-facing fist to the mouth.
I went to the corner dive trying to snag some local talent, but some well-composed douche in the corner threw me off with his super distracting neckbeard chuckle.
by msacco February 10, 2021
The hair on the back of ones neck. Usually connects to back hair. It is unknown as to whether or not the neckbeard is formed from the hair on the back or from the hair on the head. Neckbeards are easily controlled with regular and proper maintenance.
"Man, does that guy ever have a massive neckbeard!"
"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."
Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."
Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
by Sod Face February 10, 2010