A weird girl who always seems a little aloof. She lives for soup, cereal, and, most of all, celery! Some people may say Mariah is nice, but that is only because they don’t want her to feel badly about being so moronic. If you ever encounter a girl named Mariah, run away as fast as you possibly can.
Ahh!! It’s Mariah!! Run away!!
by potatogirl1649 December 17, 2018
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Mariah is a physically striking woman. Mariah's brain is alluring as well as unknown. Don't try to figure out what she's thinking, even if you ask her, she'll disregard the question, as if she didn't hear you ask it. Mariah is highly intelligent as well as an old, old, old, OLD soul. Mariah smokes a colossal amount of cigarettes, which drives her intuition in the right direction. Mariah will never give you advice that she wouldn't give herself. Mariah loves her family, specifically their Mama's and Papa's. Mariah is good, more than good, one of a kind. You're not just lucky, but blessed if you ever have the pleasure of getting to know a Mariah. A Mariah will also pick you up from the drunk tank at 7am, no questions asked, no problem. Mariah rocks, Mariah is family.
You're such a Mariah, thank you for picking me up from the drunk tank.
by EsmeGotti April 21, 2020
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Mariah is a very independent, intelligent, and creative person. She is a very beautiful and bright person, most of the time she will make other people happy to hide her sadness inside, she can be a very fun and cool person to hang with, just don’t get on her bad side because she will do something totally unexpected other than that she is the most amazing person to be friends with DO NOT LOSE HER. Btw I don’t know what that definition was
Friend: Hi Mariah, do u need help with ur locker?
Mariah: Nah.
Friend: wow u are so independent!
by LeahJonJon November 7, 2019
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Mariah, is the Popular kid in middle school, (at least that’s what she thinks),
and has all the nerds simping by her side. She is probably gets a new boyfriend every two weeks, and will go hot Cheeto boy to hot Cheeto boy. Mariah most likely has blond or light brown hair with highlight, and blue eyes. She plays softball along with other sports. She can be fun to hang out with but loves to exclude people. She hit puberty early, so she has boobs and butt, you and her have most likely shared a friend or two but haven’t actually gotten close. She has ups, but just as many downs, just forgive and forget until you are willing to risk your friendships.
You like her again?
Yeah, she’s Mariah!
by sheep garden August 6, 2020
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Mariah is an amazing girl who can sometimes be mean if you get on her bad side! Mariah is one of a kind! Mariah can be big polar at some points changing from happy to sad by the time you snap your fingers, Mariah has brown hair and the most amazing eyes you will ever see. Mariah is glowing . She is not self confident, boys thinks that she likes them but she is just naturally humorous and doesn't gaf about genders. Mariah is amazing, and if you get her you are the luckiest man to live.
Mariah is beautiful. Enjoy her while you can
by bruhitsmariah71 October 4, 2018
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Mariah is something on your birthday, it's a surprise. She has the most beautiful laugh and will cheer you up every day to make you smile when you are so blue
Mariah creative ,smart ,active,and she would turn your world upside down .She is the most beautiful person you can see she is the light of your life
by Mariah lopez June 21, 2018
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Everyone likes her , she gets her ass slapped by so many boys
Damn I'm Mariah
by Childriahh March 7, 2017
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