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S.I.M.P
S.I.M.P by Banana_real June 27, 2021

.j.a.s.m.i.n.e

the most sexy and hot mf on tiktok i want to have her children they are so pretty. i’m extremely jealous of her bf.
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e is so hot, her bf is so lucky
.j.a.s.m.i.n.e by www.futuremilf.com September 1, 2021

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad
"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"
S.M.I.T is slang for Soccer Mom In Training which is a girl who acts like a soccer mom
That chicks a total S.M.I.T
S.M.I.T by fenderbender92 October 4, 2009
abbreviation of: Soccer Mom In Training

A girl/woman who takes a long time to get out the door, even if you're just going out to get the mail.
She usually drinks Starbucks like it's water and carries a large purse.
She dreams of marrying a doctor and having two kids, and probably fantasizes about driving around a minivan.
-What is taking her so long?
-Oh, she's just a S.M.I.T.
S.M.I.T. by Celia Ashton February 29, 2004

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. 

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.
Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.