n. Pertaining to the video game Gears of War, a person who uses excessively the Lancer to down opponents and then kill them.
Quit being such a lancer whore. It's really annoying when all you do is spray everybody with the lancer, hoping you down one.
by Aaron. J, B April 25, 2008
by Brian in SD September 23, 2006
Mitsubishi Lancer, A crappy 4 cylinder for people who wish they could have brought an evo, most likely to be owned by the elderly and off duty police.
by Starnoob February 13, 2019
A car for men who are not man enough to handle a real muscle car, such as the Dodge Charger. Most often, this car is for men who might be married, but they still spend 5-10% of their days questioning whether they should become a homosexual.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Men who buy these cars are often thought of as "gay" or "stupid" by men who buy American muscle cars.
Timothy wanted to buy an American muscle car until he was turned off by his sales experience with the store that sells them, simply because he is a dumb ass and will believe all the bullshit the salesmen at the Mitsubishi dealership. This is why he bought the Lancer Evolution.
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
Tim: Do you like my Lancer Evo dude?
Steve: No. It's a girl's car.
Tim: What?
Steve: You should have bought a Dodge Charger.
Tim: But this comes with a standard transmission and it's All Wheel Drive. I can't get a standard transmission on a Dodge Charger.
Steve: Yes, it does have those accessories, but it also is a vehicle for homosexuals. Do you enjoy penis on a regular occasion, or do you deny your preference for penis and believe the bullshit your therapist tells you?
by Shareeb4Prez February 24, 2008
the car that will beat almost anything on a drag strip, and EVERYTHING (maybe except an STi) on a rally course.
V8 driver: HAH i can smoke that 4 pot ricer mitsubishi lancer evolution.
*after race*
V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???
evo driver: we were racing?
*after race*
V8 driver: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING ON ROIDS???
evo driver: we were racing?
by maddah faggah November 28, 2009
the place for the richest, prettiest, smartest, and most attractive people in the bay area. If you drive through the parking lot you see mercedes, lexus, and even jaguars. The kids live in crazy houses and most of the Mom's are country club Mom's. The average girl is a size 2 and there is a reason kids come there by train, bus, and lots of times have to go on three freeways. They are the best school in WCAL and are WAY better than mitty, pres, shp, shc, serra, and of course the bells. Lancers are tough, smart, beautiful and athletic. There is a reason the other schools hate them, because Saint Francis wins in everything.
by beach lover May 28, 2009