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gentleman 

Current definition: A polite man.
Original definition: A man who doesn't work for a living, polite to his peers only because he has to be.
Lord Fopington was a gentleman in the original sense of the word. His days were spent fox hunting, abusing his servants and inbreeding.
gentleman by Luke B February 24, 2013

gentleman 

A person who is eminently capable of playing bagpipes, but for obvious reasons of taste, sensibility and the ongoing good of all mankind deigns not to.
"I just found out that Jim can play bagpipes, but he never does - what an absolute gentleman!"
gentleman by digthetripe April 8, 2015

Gentleman 

One who can play drums, but chooses not to.
"That James next door is a true gentleman: He has a huge drum kit, but never plays"
Gentleman by hu dat August 3, 2012

Gentleman 

"Henry was such a gentleman, he didn't notice that his best friend was now calling Henry's girlfriend for 'wife'".
Gentleman by Zilchy June 8, 2009

Gentleman 

A man who desires repeated sex with a women, and acquires this sex by means of being 'polite' and 'courteous' with an underlying, well-hidden, strong violent sex drive.

He is more intelligent and realises the benefits of on-demand sex but without a significant commitment.

Underhanded and decieving, to be avoided.
Gentleman: Let me get that door for you madam

Unsuspecting women: Thankyou sir, you are a gentlemen

Gentlemen: Do come and sample my seasoned pork sword (penis) over a glass of wine

gentleman 

learn respect please, be a gentleman.
gentleman by fashaaa July 1, 2019