by Kilowog1 April 25, 2008
Wow, it's only eight o'clock and the gardeners must be here already. I hear the Mexican french horns.
by dannyb November 22, 2007
After a long day of cleaning the house for Betty Sue, Cleatus decided to repay her in bed that night by performing the dirty french horn.
by Cleatus and Betty Sue March 28, 2017
Performing analingus on a female while reaching around to fist her, similar to playing a french horn.
by Freddy-Wayne August 9, 2007
Yo motha fucka does your dick feel good,and does your ass hurt from the Rusty French-horn last night?!
by Zack Payne October 4, 2006
It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.
by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 12, 2007
When a guy takes a trumpet, shoves it in a girls vagina as far as it can go. Then he blows into it making it tickle. He then takes it out, cums in it, making the girl suck it out.
Nick: "Dude i just got done giving Kelly a french horn drill."
Ant: "Really?! I did it to Hannah the same day."
Ant: "Really?! I did it to Hannah the same day."
by BIGDICKS"R"US!! March 21, 2010