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dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.
*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

Vietnam Flashback 

When someone stares off in the distance at an non living object for a while and someone says "look at him he's having a Vietnam flashback!"
Person 1: " Why is he staring off in the distance?"
Person 2: "He's having a Vietnam flashback!"

Chocolate Flashback 

This is when a transsexual prostitute really needs to take a dump and she squats by a tree in a prime touristic location (e.g. l'Arc de Triumphe in Paris) and unloads a monster shit whilst smiling and smoking a cigarette, and doesn’t wipe or wash her hands after.
Person 1: WTF???!!! (calls friend)

Person 2: (answers the phone) whats up champ?
Person 1: T-bone, look out the window, theres a real chocolate flashback taking place!!
Person 2: Scrumptious!!!
Chocolate Flashback by Champ Perkins September 29, 2011

text flashback 

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).
*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback
text flashback by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

vietnam flashback 

To have a traumatizing seizure like having shell shock.
Whoa man that guys nuts, he's having a Vietnam flashback
vietnam flashback by MeapGames April 25, 2016

joke flashback 

When you're just sitting there and you think of a joke and start laughing. Everyone thinks you're laughing for no reason but really you just thought of something funny. Joke flashbacks can also occur when no one is around.
Ashok: "Hahahahahahah!"
Shan: "What you laughing at?"
Ashok: "Heheh, just had a joke flashback."

or

Ashok: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
(Silence ensues)
joke flashback by ashack May 18, 2010