Change in a genetic trait species over many generations to adapt to the environment in which they live to ensure survival. Contrary to what many stupid, brainless creationists have said, evolution has been proven over and over again and is regarded as scientific fact. Evolution is as true as 1 + 1 = 2. Discovered by Charles Darwin.
The only reason retards/creationists do not believe in evolution is because they haven't evolved at all. They are still the dumbass apes that eat their own shit.
by AtheistMetal March 4, 2012
That's so evoluted!
My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
My perception of Chris was that he was an absolute bogan until I realized he was actually evoluted.
by VirtuallySally October 17, 2018
An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.
by Boss37190 June 28, 2011
The theory that socks evolve to the shape of one's foot. Thus making a differnce between a left sock and a right sock.
I felt so uncomfortable this morning because I wore an old pair of socks that went through sock evolution.
by Dansla116 February 2, 2011
"Dude, Dragonball Evolution succkkkkked"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."
"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
Friend 1: "Did you see the dbz movie?"
Friend 2: "No."
Friend 1: "Don't."
"What was that at the end? You're supposed to blow back after a Kamehameha, not towards it"
by Jamesdrennan08 May 12, 2009
Sometimes when I take an evolution shit in a public toilet I'm tempted to leave it and wipe my ass in another stall.
by SadPepe December 11, 2018