Donkey

BETTER THAN HORSES WILL EVER BE. Donkeys are horses on steroids. #heehawgangforlife

Guy 1: What do you think is better a horse or a donkey?
Guy 2: Horse!
Guy 3: Guy 2... This is why you're failing all of your classes.
Guy4: HEE HAW GANG FOR LIFE

by thatonekid420heehaw January 16, 2023

Donkey

The donkey according to..
Wikipedia: is a domesticated member of the horse family, Equidae.
Also Wikipedia: The Ass
The wild ancestor of the donkey is the African 👏 wild 👏 ass 👏, E. africanus.

Gordon Ramsay: You fucking donkey
As known as: You fucking ass
The contestant: *surprised pikachu's face*
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That guy is such an E. africanus; he gave his friend who was about to take an exam a pen with ink gradually decolorizing...
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Some horny teenager: Damn girl you've got a nice donkey ;)
Some Instagram girl: Excuse me???
Him: *show the Wikipedia*
Her: oh... thanks :)
*Block*
Him:
: )
:')
Lesson: Go to horny jail.

by weewoowhoweewoo April 21, 2021

Donkey

If someone calls you a “donkey” it means that u made a frank outta ya self or you look dumb

Tyrone your a donkey 1+1=2 not 3

by Jay Staccs November 13, 2020

Donkey

The meaning of donkey is asher
It is a way of childish insult between kids or adults. It is also a reference to sherk as donkey is only the assistant

In insults " Look here you ugly donkey piece of shit "

Childish insult " Go away you donkey"

by . 。 August 27, 2020

donkey

used as a greeting. can be both good or bad, depending on situation and context. calling a friend a "donkey" means he is cool, your homie, your "dog". but can also mean idiot, dumbass, or jerk.

"what's up donkey? where you at?" to a friend

or

"dude, this donkey is pissing me off!" to someone you aren't too happy with

by D-Ball May 27, 2005

The Donkey

A short story by Guy De Maupassant where two men slaughter a donkey and then con another man into buying it.

But the donkey, tired out, had stopped and with a bewildered look, watched his murderes approach.

by Natureboy3 April 6, 2010

donkey

An illegal immigrant that is willing to work nearly all day everyday for cash that he can send back to the home land.

Dave, the donkey at the pizzeria, works 80 hours a week for 5 dollars an hour so he can buy a chicken farm in El Salvador.

by bigmoedorito November 11, 2009