I was drinking my chocolate milkshake and then i donked everywhere. My cat donked all over my bed sheets last night. If you donk in my car your walking home.
by Benliambillytom September 30, 2013
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His penis is bigger than your mums, quite tall fucking dopey! ROCKS.....
by Travis Cobbledick June 4, 2019
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Insult. Short for donkey. When you friend says something dumb, you respond with calling them a 'donk'
Friend: where are my glasses?

Friend 2: they're on your head you donk
by Makingwordsinnit July 24, 2018
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who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.
" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"
by poopfunga July 26, 2018
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who the fuck doesnt know what a donk is when its hanging about in in my grannys pussy.
" grandma tildy, i wanna ram you with my donk!"
grandma gertrude: "im so jealous"
by poopfunga July 26, 2018
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(adj., noun, or verb) For describing a thing as not being right or in the norm. (synonyms; weird, crazy, silly, bad). Often used in the show "Bravest Warriors" and "Adventure Time". (Donk, donked, donking, etc.)
Person 1: I got an F on my test last week
Person 2: Wow that's donk.
by QueenSirena December 2, 2018
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A donk is a person that is very clumsy, dumb and Uncoordinated.
The donk laying over there tripped over a pole. What a donk!
by ADAM GILL June 19, 2019
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