cripping 

The act of committing illegal acts. e.g. robbery.

All them kids went out cripping and ended up stealing some car radios.

cripping by Vintersorg February 13, 2005

Crispin 

A certain breed individuals who fails at everything. This person likes to think highly of them-self and they often forget what a tool bag they really are.

Theodore: " Yo my nigga Jay, did you make that hoop?"

Jay: " Nah.. crispin"

Crispin by sistafromanothamista1234 October 15, 2013

amber crissinger 

an extremely large woman, commonly mistaked for a whale or large animal. national geographic made a magazine about this large creature but didnt have a camera lense wide enough to capture its enormous bod.

bro: damn bruh do you see that thing ?, i think its an amber crissinger..
bruh: yeah bro ! its wider than my cock !

amber crissinger by jdeante14 September 2, 2010

Crispin Glover 

Breaking the magic shell by slapping one's penis on a girl's forehead.

"I gave her a nasty Crispin Glover"

Crispin Glover by The Nitwitz January 23, 2004

Crispin 

crispin is the most amazing guy you will ever find bc he so POGGERS and he means the world to me.

“bro why he packin so much”
“cuz his name crispin”

Crispin by Crispins girl April 4, 2021

Crimping 

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)

Crimping by das idiot June 25, 2009

St. Crispin's day 

Saint's day 25th October - commemorates the twin saints Crispinus and Crispianus. It has recently been argued by leading academics that these names are 'fuck off funny'.

St. Crispin's day is gay.

St. Crispin's day by BettyLou April 18, 2007