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Rule of Colm

A composition guideline in photography characterized by the inclusion of:
1. an envy-inducing background;
2. an alcohol-tinged foreground; and
3. a middleground featuring portions of the lower leg (always a foot but occasionally even a knee).
Finally, the photograph must be instantaneously posted to social media, prompting the viewer to wonder how the artist is on vacation again.
Dang, nice application there of the Rule of Colm!
by FortSelt2022 June 4, 2022
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Colm

Person 1: Hey you're kinda like Colm.

Person 2: Bro that's a bit insulting ain't it
Person 1: Well it's your fault for being a bitch
by Johnbbybyb May 8, 2021
mugGet the Colmmug.

hello the names colm

The wife keeps texting me. I shat in the girls bathroom last night! It was the Craic!
“Ugh my wife shit on my phone” “Hello the names Colm!”
by Sam o shame ass July 5, 2021
mugGet the hello the names colmmug.

Colm

A really shitty person who loves singing and dancing but won’t be feared ever in his life
Colm is a shit bag
by Colm the shit head July 6, 2019
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