cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.

A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium

by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024

cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it

Your dads cobweb rocket

by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017

Louisiana Cobweb

The act of putting gum in your asshole and proceeding to have anal sex. Afterwards, the male chews the bubble gum out of the asshole and blows it until popped, making a gummy, bummy, cummy fiasco.

“Chet I pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom!”
“Dude I totally pulled the Louisiana Cobweb on your mom too LLLL!”

by AspergerKing420 October 2, 2021