cobweb rocket

To have a cobweb rocket

Having a dusty "rocket" or penis

When you haven't had sex in a while your rocket gets cobwebs on it
by jesgsgsgsg August 11, 2017
mugGet the cobweb rocketmug.

cobweb head

somebody whose head is obviously devoid of anything else.
I have to go meet Mike because he ran out of gas again. He's such a cobweb head.
by atossa January 03, 2010
mugGet the cobweb headmug.

cobwebbed cranium

Someone who hasn't used their brain in a long time, stupid.
A: I'm smarter than you
B: Nah, you have a cobwebbed cranium
by who_took_torpedo August 16, 2024
mugGet the cobwebbed craniummug.