A sport made for blacks by the whites. Black people enjoy much success in this sport because of their ability to verticvally jump, which cocasian people cannot do. We are still yet to figure out why this is true.
This sport requires the ability to run, jump, and place a basketball in a 10 foot basket. But this definition of the game will be irrelovent to you if your skin is not dark.
This sport requires the ability to run, jump, and place a basketball in a 10 foot basket. But this definition of the game will be irrelovent to you if your skin is not dark.
Rafiki(black): Yo lets go play bball
John(white): Nah dude, I cant play that game with you.
Rafiki: Why not?
John: Look at our skin you numbnuts
John(white): Nah dude, I cant play that game with you.
Rafiki: Why not?
John: Look at our skin you numbnuts
by meow!!meow!! June 8, 2005
The best sport ever created. It's what I live for, it takes skill to play it, you need to be fit to play. You see some of those NBA players who just play for the money, and they walk up and down the court wile real players are running and scoring on them. Honeslty, if you don't like it, eat shi.
Girl 1: Hey, you coming to basketball practice tonight?
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
Girl 2: Hell yeah, I wouldn't miss it for the world.
by AllDayBaller April 20, 2009
by Neel93 August 16, 2008
Person A: Why dont you go play some hockey?
Person B: But I might get hurt. I think Ill go play basketball instead.
Person A: Pussy!
Person B: But I might get hurt. I think Ill go play basketball instead.
Person A: Pussy!
by --Go Hockey-- February 25, 2005
A sport popular among blacks which involves lacking talent but being extremely tall to make up for it and basically just running in toward the hoop to score a basket; Don't worry, no one can touch you or they'll be penalized. (If they do touch you, you MUST fall to the ground and scream in agony and hold some part of your body as if you broke it, even though you'll get up 2 seconds later to shoot free throws.) Most players are drug-dealers, womanizers, and generally misfits from the streets who skipped school to shoot hoops. Many of them die of AIDS.
yo nigz i wuz playin sum basketball and i totally school'd peeps wit muh nasty moves. to bad im never gonna be anything in life because i never got no education.
by Gman400 June 10, 2008
by pimp of the decade August 1, 2009
Yes, this is a definition for the game of basketball, and not an individual player. But no basketball conversation can last 20 minutes without this man's name being brought up. This man's accomplishments are only overshadowed by the way he shaped the game of basketball and American culture. If you need the actual definition, just scroll down.
by Tempo421 October 7, 2008