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Santa Barbie

An extremely attractive model that resides in Santa Barbara and resembles a Barbie doll but even hotter. And until recently most guys didn't know her name thus creating the Santa Barbie nickname

-Can often be found at Isla Vista parties on the weekend or throwing her own raggers in her beach house mansion

-Santa Barbie is also often spotted driving around in her Range Rover
-With over 90,000 subscribers on FB, she is the most popular first year at UCSB
Ryan: Dude, did you see Santa Barbie at the IV party last night? She was taking mad bong rips and shaking that tight ass of hers

Kyle: Damn, I can't believe I missed a party that she was at!

Ryan: Shoosh yeah, we need a tracking device on the bitch

Kyle: Good luck ever tryna to get wit her; especially if you be callin' her a bitch

Ryan: True that, maybe I'll use the pick up line of "Can I be your Ken doll?"
Santa Barbie by kkkcuf March 27, 2013
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Santa Barbie

Rich, white, snobby, rude, & typically blonde chicks with caked on makeup who attend University of California, Santa Barbara.
My Santa Barbie roommate refuses to acknowledge my existence and instead just spends all her time putting on 10 lbs of makeup and curling her bleach blonde hair.
Santa Barbie by lovesthepants October 24, 2009

Southside Barbie 

Girls from south london.
arrw fam look at them southside barbie's.
Southside Barbie by camelbackarabin December 19, 2011

Jumbo Shrimp on the Barbie 

A swollen vagina in hot pants on a hot day...
Smells like low tide..must be a shrimp on the barbie around here somewhere.

Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines
That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.
Shard barbie by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017

Shard Barbie

( shard barbie ) A fancy dirtleg without diseases. The "SB" has her own sack of shards and has a place to go when she is done fuckin with you
She's ain't a dirtleg she's a shard barbie
Shard Barbie by Zoskee November 16, 2019

Shrimp on the barbie 

Alright fucken listen here bud. If u think us Aussies say ‘throw a shrimp on the barbie’ YOUR FUCKEN WRONG. WHAT THE FUCK IS A SHRIMP. For your information it’s called a “prawn”. Get that through your thick skull cunt
Non Australian:”let’s throw a few shrimp on the barbie?”
Yeh mate Aussie:“ fucken nah Let’s cook some fucken prawns mate I’m starving”
Shrimp on the barbie by @pornhub? February 17, 2019