a fake country, it doesn't exist. A myth created by Great Britain to cover the fact that they sent all their prisoners in the Atlantic to die. cuz u know over in the U.K, we don't do genocide
have u ever been to Australia? do u know anyone that's been to australia? facts don't care about ur feelings liberal
by ERRRRRRRRRRRGOD November 22, 2018
Australian Guy: CRIKEY! this is a wild (Insert way too dangerous animal here) In his natural habitat! it could attack at any moment....
by Greenm8 February 10, 2018
One of the most beautiful countries on the face of this planet! We are some of the most laid back people, give us a can of VB, a meat pie n a footy match and we're set! We love our good old camping trips down to the caravan parks, out the middle of the bush where hardly anyone can pronounce the names of our towns or down swimming in the local river. And if we're not their we're down at the beach for a good old game of Beach cricket!
We are competitive by nature, the basic V8's Ford vs. Holden, Our Footy Collingwood vs. Carlton, everyone knows it and we all love it!
Us Aussie are proud people and don't take no shit from no one! We're TRUE BLUE and that's the way we will always be!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
We are competitive by nature, the basic V8's Ford vs. Holden, Our Footy Collingwood vs. Carlton, everyone knows it and we all love it!
Us Aussie are proud people and don't take no shit from no one! We're TRUE BLUE and that's the way we will always be!
Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Oi! Aussie! Aussie! Aussie! Oi! Oi! Oi!
Australian's do NOT have kangaroos and koalas in our backyards as pets! That's like saying American's go and give their Cougar's a friendly hug and pat on the back, obviously a load of shit!
by Amy Bear January 6, 2008
Indigenous home of many unique and assorted animals such as the common bogan, stockman, kangaroo, emu, platypus, echidna, dingo, tasmanian devil drop bear, several poisonous snakes and spiders. Living in Australia can be hazardous to ones health but if strict regimes of "Have a cuppa cement and harden the f*ck up" are followed individuals grow greatly attached to Australia.
I'm from Australia mate.
by ILoveRice January 21, 2013
by Lego trap April 9, 2015
We use cars, not kangaroos. We live in cities, not in the outback. Koalas are not bears, we do have proper jobs, and we do NOT speak that way!
by Pegaussie! December 26, 2011