the feeling of immense tiredness and fatigue
person 1: damn girl those are some saggy eye bags you got

person 2: I'm just mad stanley today. only got 2 hours of sleep last night

person 1: yah g I feel you, i been feeling mad stanley these past few days too
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"You flash cockney bastards - YOU KNOW STANLEY"? (quote from Football Factory)
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A lard ass, who jiggles when he walks. He eats everyone's food and doesn't stop.
You've put on a lot a weight recently, you're looking like a bit of a Stanley

Did you eat all of my pasta, your such a bloody Stanley!
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Term used to describe someone who is a real tool.
"Jesus, why'd you have to bring that guy?"

"Seriously, Jen, he's a real friggin' stanley, ya know?"
by Ben63 May 18, 2006
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1. Noun Under the term, 'Stanley', is a wide range of adjectives that depict the nature of -- a naive, young man. 'Stanley' is One that lacks intuitive and ambition to do productive activities; instead, a man of such relieves life by entertaining himself endlessly with video games, watching 'Scrubs', and getting lost with a Subway map...in which, he may end up in China.

2. Noun A common name for a squiggly line; infamous in doodles.

Plural: Stanleys.
That child...is sure to become a Stanley one day! Karen...what are all these Stanleys doing in your Math Notebook? You will receive an F for doodling Stanleys all over your test paper.
by Tessalinne September 1, 2010
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A type of knife, associated with being used by English football hooligans amongst other things.
"Meet Stanley" From football factory, scouser whips out his Stanley knife.
by Duncaninho July 11, 2008
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Stanley is a gay fuck and loves to strip and hump people.His humongous cork is more hairy than the hair on his head.When he opens his mouth,it is always because he wants suck a cork.He is an asshole
Person1”Stanley is coming
Person2:”Run for your lives
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