A particularly hot guy. Some assume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get boners when they think of him or see him and they ALL want to fuck him.
by wannabe ruben fucker December 21, 2004
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by HotLumps February 1, 2016
a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.
he is such a ruben, on the real though.
by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011
Ruben is the type of person to be loyal to you and to never go back on his word handsome,sweet and a huge dick and some girls are saying I want me some Ruben 😜 but Ruben thinks no one likes him🥺 and until the right person shows up if anyone hurts his girl he will knock anyone the fuck out
by Ruben😜 February 18, 2019
A generally kind person with a great sense of humour and is a great person to be with. When he is your friend, he will often be protective, and has a very strong soul. He will defend you with your life. Even though he has quite the reckless spirit, Ruben will always help
Matt: Did you see that?
Sally: What?
Matt: Ruben just beat up this kid who was picking on Oliver!
Sally: That's amazing! I wish I had a friend like Ruben!
Sally: What?
Matt: Ruben just beat up this kid who was picking on Oliver!
Sally: That's amazing! I wish I had a friend like Ruben!
by UpOnTheFlipside23 April 28, 2022
Usually a funny Mexican that is not easily frightened or scared and is willing to do things nobody else would do.
Ruben is Mexican
by The real mex November 3, 2016