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the mayans didnt predict the end of the world. they predicted something to do w/ evolution.
so... how bout them red sox?
2012 by adrian November 4, 2004

2012 Hangover 

i. The hangover the day after the end of the world party. The result of forgetting about your safety and what others think and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol on December 12th, 2012. Basically, drinking because yout think your going to die or because it's good excuse to drink, but you don't die and the next morning you wish you were dead. This hangover will never be topped by any to come and will be worse than any prior. The only thing that will cure the 2012 hangover is time (and of course more alcohol!).
i. This hangover sucks but nothing compares the the 2012 hangover.

ii. If you keep drinking you might get a 2012 hangover. Oh wait you can't get worse than a 2012 hangover, you'll just die.

iii. I'm stocking up right now for the 2012 hangover. The world may not end, but my world might if I don't have some OJ.
2012 Hangover by kbates55 May 10, 2009

kony 2012 

An annoying documentary on Joesph Kony by Jason Russell (who is also the founder of the Invisible Children Organization) that went viral in March 2012 on every social networking website. Joesph Kony is a warlord in Uganda who abducts children, forces them to kill their parents and serve his army. Jason Russell and his supporters want to make Kony famous in order to make the US armed forces go to Uganda and arrest him by gaining support from members of US congress and celebrities. The whole thing is very annoying. What Kony is doing is definitely a crime against humanity, however why should the US armed forces be bugged about this? Last time we checked the US armed forces were a group of soldiers to eliminate THREATS not a group of mercenaries that will kill anybody that others don't like. We have sent 100 troops to Uganda however they are inactive once they get there. Honestly if these people want Kony dead so bad Jason Russell and his supporters should have a fundraiser, go to Uganda, by cheap AK and AKM type rifles from a local dealer and hunt him down themselves. You are not fighting a war by bugging others to fight it for you. Quit bugging the US military for everything they're not a commissioning service. The supporters should also stop bashing anybody who does not care about the situation as it is not mandatory. The activism for a good cause but has terrible demands.
Person1:Did you get a kony 2012 video on your wall?

Person2: Yeah, those idiots think they're helping by liking the video and bashing anybody who does not want to get involved.

Person1: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
kony 2012 by Ekim_ August 5, 2012

December 22nd, 2012 

The day after the huge, great, bad, sad, and crazy "nothing happened"!
Guy1: aren't you gonna help me to make a big fire?

Guy2: fire? What for?

Guy1: i wanna burn the mayan calendar and the nostradamus prophecies! It's december 22nd, 2012!

Guy2: good job! I'm in.
December 22nd, 2012 by AregSisakian December 10, 2012
A commonly misunderstood theory.

The Mayans DID NOT predict the end of the world in 2012. That's urban legend and myths, mixed with Christian Apocalyptic themes. There was no evidence that the Mayans predicted the end of the world.

The Mayans loved to make calenders. One of their calenders was called the 'Great Cycle' or something similar, and it was supposed to last thousands upon thousands of years. 2012 is the estimated end of this calender. As of now we are in the 4th cycle.

The Mayans never thought anything drastic was going to happen in 2012. It would be like New Years to us - just a change in the calender.

The reason this theory is the end of the world is the Christian doomsayers began claiming that Armageddon was coming soon. However, they had no proof. When some of them discovered this Mayan 2012 theory, they twisted it so far than pop culture turned it into a phenomena - the end of the world. This is simply not true.
2012 is the year sophomores from 2009-2010 graduate.
2012 by dannieyankeeisawesome November 6, 2009

Mitt Romney 2012 

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said
I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012
Mitt Romney 2012 by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012