Gaping Axe Wound

Gaping Axe Wound is a slang term for a woman's vagina. The more ubiquitous term is Bearded Axe Wound, but in the modern era, when so many women shave or wax their vagina bare, Gaping Axe Wound is more apropos.

Dude 1: Is that person a man or a woman? Does it have a cock or a pussy?
Dude 2: She has a gaping axe wound... it's a woman.

by JudeRunner June 28, 2025

axe

The kind of thing that every woman has (according to Rosa from Brooklyn 99)

What kind of woman doesn't have an axe?

by abt_03 January 5, 2021

Axe Murderer

Guy who wears too much of that cheap spray on deodorant.

Dude that guy reeks so bad, he's a real Axe Murderer

by Hnastay May 16, 2017

Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

Axe sniffing

What Danielle does alot.

Danielle loves to go axe sniffing!

by Megirl164 August 25, 2011

Ax

To say something in order to obtain an answer or some information.

“People are always axing questions…”

by Bettie Machete April 20, 2022

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024